New Table Tennis Terms and Why This Blog is Short
Below are some new table tennis terms that we've invented at the Maryland Table Tennis Center. Yes, we are constantly innovating!
Today's blog is a little short as I was up late working last night and so got started on this late, and I have to leave shortly for a rare morning coaching session. I'm sort of jumping back and forth between 1) preparing the French translation of Table Tennis Tactics for Thinkers for publication; 2) writing the fantasy table tennis novella "The Spirit of Pong"; 3) writing a feature but temporarily top-secret table tennis article; 4) responding to approximately 314,159 emails; and 5) various USATT activities, mostly regarding regional associations and leagues. And then I've got five hours of coaching plus driving around to pick up players in our afterschool program, so it's going to be a bit busy.
- "Daniel" - a net or edge. (Note - Daniel is a 10-year-old student of mine who gets an unreal number of nets and edges. He uses inverted on both sides.)
- "Double Daniel" - a net-edge.
- "1% Daniel" - a ball that barely nicks the edge.
- "You have no chance" - You can do this.
- "Dang" - what an older player (or at least me) says when he misses a shot or can't get to a ball that he could get to when he was younger.
- "Cup Killers" - anyone with a deadly accurate forehand, as it allows them to knock cups off a table in multiball.
- "Worm juice" - any liquid in a bottle that the coach has to drink if they hit the bottle while he's feeding multiball.
- "Nuclear bomb" - any ping-pong ball under a cup that players have to knock off the table to defuse.
- "Larry" - the claim that the shot you just did was the greatest shot of all time, or the greatest shot of its type.
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